A Chocoholic’s Poem for Easter

Chocolate Fudge Cake photo CC-BY-SA James Petts https://flic.kr/p/bPoDDZ

Chocolate Fudge Cake photo CC-BY-SA James Petts https://flic.kr/p/bPoDDZ

Addict

I don’t choose cheese or chicken
I don’t touch marzipan
Chocolate’s my addiction
I indulge whenever I can

I gobble it for breakfast
I guzzle it for tea
Choc-a-block with chocolate?
Send for me

I may not have my own teeth
I may be overweight
But as a chocolate-chewing chomper
I’m not just good – I’m GREAT!

Please don’t prohibit chocolate
Don’t impose a chocolate ban
‘Cos I’m a chocoholic
A desperate dangerous man

And I need chocolate – NOW!

This poem is in my new book, ‘What Are You Like?’. For signed copies of my book, please contact me via the form on the books page.

Some more chocolate pictures to make your mouths water:

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